Dangers of flying..!!

Nope..not talking about a sudden drop in air pressure of the cabin and plummeting frenziedly towards the earth..!! That would’ve been so cool..!!! Almost like being in an action movie..!! Of course I’d be the Guy-in-Seat-15F in the credits but who cares.. I’d be in an action movie baby..!!

I’m talking about the dangers of flying with your fellow passengers when you are flying alone. Unfortunately you get the most ‘interesting people’ flying whenever you feel like taking a trip.. “Why God..Why..??” I usually wait till we’re at ‘cruising altitude’ to ask Him that.. I figure that way my prayers have to travel the least..

One time I was ‘lucky’ enough to get the last row seat..Those things don’t push back you see..for the convenience of people who manage to drink too much water in a span of 2 hrs and can’t hold it in for nuts..!! Sometimes I think it’s just the thrill of peeing at 30,000 ft that makes people go so many times..

I’m telling you..If you ever get the last row..You better buckle up for a rough time ahead..Plus if you have a Sardar on the seat infronta yours you better cancel your trip altogether.. The first thing this guy does when he buckles himself onto his seat is drops its back to the max.. I’m anyways pissed with my luck and his guy actually puts his turban right at my face..!! Oh man..he was asking for it.. He even turned down my polite request..

“I can’t sit straight for 2 whole hrs", he said.

“I’ll make sure you can’t, even after that”, I murmered under my breath (I could do only as much, that guy was huge..)

The hostess comes to the Guy and makes him put his seat back up for take off..

“You tell ‘im, girl..!!”, Yea..this time I was audible enough..!! But my heart was racing anticipating a big punch on my face..I started praying even before I got close to Him..

And it worked..!!!!

Some blessed soul had seemed to miss his flight and the hostess offered me the empty one.. Throwing tantrums do have their benefits you know..!!

Oh..and did I mention..the best part of the whole ordeal..Karma..!! The seat I had changed too was incidentally exactly the second row infronta my original one…!!!

I never put my seat back upright the whole trip..!!

IN YOUR FACE..!! Literally..!!